Goin' Down To South Park

Les Claypool:
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Stan, Kyle:
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Les:
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind...
Cartman:
Ample parking day or night, people spouting, 'Howdy, neighbor!'
Les:
Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
Kenny:
mumbles*
Les:
Come on down to South Park town and meet some friends of mine

* - Кенни бормочет примерно следующее:
1,2 сезоны - I like women with big vaginas. I'm also a fan of big, fat titties.
3-6 сезоны - I've got a 10-inch penis. Use your mouth if you want to clean it.
с 7ого сезона - Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt.

Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch

How 'bout we sing 'Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor?
Well, Kyle's Mom's a bitch
she's a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a stupid bitch
if there ever was a bitch
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch
on Tuesday she's a bitch
on Wednesday to Saturday, she's a bitch
then on Sunday, just to be different
she's a super, king, kameha-meha biatch!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
she's a mean old bitch
and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's
such a dirty bitch!

Kyle's mom, is a bitch-cha!

Uncle Fucka

Terrance:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(fart noises)
Terrance:
Hmm!
(fart noises)
(laughing)
Dudley Dooright guy:
What's going on here?
(fart noises)
Fucker fucker uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P:
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance:
You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip:
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance:
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone:
(laughing)
People:
Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone:
U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:
...Suck my balls!

What Would Brian Boitano Do?

Stan:
What would Brian Boitano do
If was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold
Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair
Everyone:
So what would Brian Boitano do
If were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Cartman:
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary
Kyle:
And I just want my mom
to stop fighting everyone
Stan:
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Everyone:
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king
And saved the human race again
Cartman:
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublar Kahn
Everyone:
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the kids together
For we have to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrance & Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

I'm Super

Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to Hell
But how are you?

I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say

I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat

I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down

Background singers:
He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say

Big Gay Al:
I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue

I'm super

Background singers:
In the barracks and the trenches as well

Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up.

Background singers:
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell

Big Gay Al:
Skittles

Background singers:
Yes he's super and he's proud to relay

Big Gay Al:
OK

Background singers:
Everything is super when you're gay!
When you're gay!

Mountain Town

Stan Marsh Kenny McCormick
Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman
Sharon Marsh Sheila Broflovski
Kenny's Mum Baby Ike
Views of countryside, Stan walks out of his house, and starts walking down the road... (Виды города, Стэн выходит из его дома, и начинает идти вниз по улице)

There's a bunch of birds in the sky,
And some deers just went running by.
Oh the snow's pure and white
on the earth rich and brown,
just another Sunday morning
in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green,
(under the three feet of snow, I mean).
This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown,
all the happy people stop to say hello...
Passer-by (S) Get out of my way!
... even though the temperature's low,
it's a perfect Sunday morning
in my quiet little mountain town.

(S) Well good morning Stan!
(S) Mum! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
(S) A movie? but I thought you were going Ice-skating?
(S) But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada!
(S) All right, All right, here you go, but be back for supper!
(S) Thanks Mum!

Stan walks out... (Стэн выходит из дома...)
Oh what a picture perfect child,
just like Jesus he's tender and mild,
he'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure,
and a mind so open and pure,
thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!

Stan arrives at Kenny's House, talks to Kenny's Mum... (Стэн пришел в дом к Кенни и начинает болтать с его мамой...)

(S) Hi, is your son home?
(S) I think so...
(shouting) hey!
(S) Ow!
(S) Kenny, Wake up!
Kenny, damn it, come on!
(S) Mmmph hummph mmmummph (Okay Mum!)
(S) Kenny! The Terrance and Philip movie is out - do you want to come?
(S) Mmmuuph .... (ohhh yeah, you bet-I-wanna come!)
(S) Where do you think you're going?
(S) Mmmph umphh... (We're going to see the movie)
(S) You can't - you have to go to church!
(S) Mmmmph mmmummmph.... (but Mum, I want to see the movie!)
(S) Well fine, go ahead and miss church. And then when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan!
(S) (Pauses) Mmmph hummph. (Okay!)

Kenny and Stan walk down the street, stepping over a homeless person sleeping... (Кенни и Стэн идут вниз по улице, перешагивают через спящего бомжа ...)

You can see your breath hanging in the air,
you see homeless people but you just don't care,
it's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
Mmph... perfect mountain town,
as everybody can see...
... That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet
little white-bred red-neck mountain town.

At Kyle's House... (В доме у Кайла)

(S) Ok Ike, let's try this one more time.
(S) Bah Bah Bah
(S) Ready Ike? Kick the baby!
(S) Don't kick the baby.
(S) Kick the baby.
(S) Kyle! We're going to the Terrance and Phillip movie!
(S) Oh my God dude!
(S) Kyle! What's going on?
(S) Nothing! We're going skating now.
(S) Oh, well take your little brother out with you.
(S) Aw, Mum! He's not even my little brother! He's adopted!
(S) Do as I say Kyle!
(S) Okay Okay, I'm sorry!

The boys leave Kyle's house... (Ребята покидают дом Кайла...)

Look at those frail and fragile boys,
it really gets me down.
The world is such a rotten place,
and city life's a complete disgrace!
That's why I moved to this red-neck mushuganah
quiet mountain town!

The boys arrive at Cartman's house, and ring the bell... (Ребята подошли к дому Картмана и звонят ему в дверь)

(S) Mum! Somebody's at the door!
Mum! Somebody's at the door I said!
(S) Coming hun!

Mrs Cartman walks momentarily in front of the TV to answer the door... (Мисис Картман немедленно спускается чтоб открыть дверь и проходит около телевизора загорождая его...
(S) Ahh! Can't see the TV!
(S) It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
(S) Oh look Eric, It's your little friends!
(S) Ga Gaa
(S) What are you guys doing here?
Oh sweet dude! YES! YES!

The whole group are singing, walking down the street towards the cinema... (Все ребята поют и идут прямо к кинотеатру...)

Off to the movies we shall go,
where we learn everything that we know,
cos the movies teach us what our
parents don't have time to say...
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete,
cos Terrance and Phillip are sweet...

Super Sweet!
Thank God we live in the quiet little
red-neck polldog white-trash...

mmph mmph! (Kick ass!)
U... S... A!!!!!

Stan asks the Cinema attendant... (Стэн просит у кассира билеты...)

(S) Can I have 5 tickets to Terrance and Phillip's 'Asses of Fire' please?
Cinema Attendant (S) No!

It's Easy, Mmmkay!

Mr Mackey Stan Marsh
Eric Cartman Kyle Broflovski
Gregory Wendy Testaburger

In the classroom, giving the class a lesson on why swearing is bad... (В клаасе, учитель начинает объяснять почему ругаться матом - плохо...)
There are times when you get suckered in,
by drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmmkay?
But it's when you do these things too much,
that you've become and addict, and must get back in touch...
You can do it, it's all up to you, mmmkay?
With a little plan you can change your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,
homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for crack,
Follow my plan and very soon you will say...

It's easy mmmkay!

Step one, instead of 'ass', say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', and 'you're a buns-hole'.

Step two, instead of 'shit', say 'poo',
as in 'bull-poo', 'poo-head' and 'this poo is cold'.

Step three, with 'bitch' - drop the 't',
cos 'bich' is latin for 'generosity'.

Step four, don't say 'fuck' anymore,
cos 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say,
so just use the word 'm'kay!'

Mr Mackay and the children start doing choreographed dancing around the classroom, twiddling on tables etc...

Children We can do it, it's all up to us, mmmkay!...
Mmmkay!
Children ...With a little plan we can change our lives today!...
You can change today!
and Children ...We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash,
homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy mmmkay!

Step one!
Child one ...instead of 'ass', say 'buns',
Child two like 'kiss my buns',
Child three and 'you're a buns-hole'!
Step two!
Group of three instead of 'shit', say 'poo',
Child four as in 'bull-poo',
'poo-head'
Child five and 'this poo is cold'.
Step three!
Group of five with 'bitch' - drop the 't',
Another group of five cos 'bich' is latin for 'generosity'.
Step four!
Children don't say 'fuck' anymore,
and Children cos 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say,
Children fuck is the worst word that you can say!
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!
You're cured, you can go!!!
and Children You don't have to spend your lives shooting up in the trash!
Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash,
Follow this plan and very soon you will say...
It's easy mmm, it's easy mmmkay!

Blame Canada

Sharon Marsh Sheila Broflovski
Kenny's Mum Liane Cartman
Kenny's Dad Kyle's Dad
Stan's Dad

At the South Park PTA meeting - Sheila is on the stages discussing the topic 'Children out of control - Our plan of action:'... (На городском собрании - Шэйла выступает на трибуне на тему "Дети вышли из под контроля - Наш план действия:"...)

Time's have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No. Blame Canada
All Blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
All Blame Canada
Blame Canada
We need to form a full assault
All It's Canada's fault
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

The Mothers move in to a Copy Shop, and start photocopying MAC propaganda... (Матери идут в магазин фотокопии, и начинают размножать анти - Канадскую пропоганду)

Well? Blame Canada
All Blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
All Blame Canada
Blame Canada

'Copy Shop' Assistant They're not even a real country anyway
My son could have been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
All Should we blame the atches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck No
All Blame Canada
Blame Canada
With all their hockey hullaballu
And that bitch Anne Murray too
All Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Up There

Satan The Dark Prince
Throughout the song, Satan is accompanied by a chorus of dying people, hanging by chains in his dungeon.

Satan is getting pied off with Saddam wanting sex all the time, and not being sensitive enough. Eventually he storms out and stands on the balcony overlooking his fiery kingdom...(Сатана готов отебать Хусейна, который все время хочет сексу от него. Наконец ему это все надоело и он выходит на балкон своего дома и оглядывает свой огненный мир)

Sometimes I think
When I look up real high
That's there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try

But then I sink
Cause it's here I'm supposed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why's it have to be that way?

Up there, there is so much room
Where baby's burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there

They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs
I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown
But what is evil anyway
Is there reason to the rhyme
Without evil there could be no good
So it must be good to be evil sometimes

Up there, there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up there
Oh I wanna live yeah
I wanna live up there
Oh baby
Oh
I want to live up there

La Resistance

Gregory 'La Resistance' - including Gregory, Kyle, Stan, Eric, Kenny, Wendy and friends
'Mothers Against Canada' - led by Sheila Broflovski Sheila Broflovski
Army Soldiers Satan

In a secret meeting place, meeting about the tactics for rescuing Terrance and Phillip... (В секретном месте встреча, разрабатывают тактику о спасении Тэрранса и Филлипа)

God has smiled upon you, this day,
The fate of a nation, in your hands.
And bless-ed be the children,
who fight with all our bravery,
'til only the righteous stand.
You see the distant flames,
they bellow in the night.
You fight in all our names,
for what we know is right.
And when you all get shot,
and cannot carry on,
though you die, 'La Resistance' lives on!

You may get stabbed in the head,
with a dagger, or a sword.
You may be burned to death,
or skinned alive, or worse.
But when they torture you,
You will not feel the need to run for,
though you die, 'La Resistance' lives on!

To the scene of the Electric chairs, where Terrance and Phillip are to be executed, the 'Mothers against Canada' (MAC) sing...(Сцена меняется на электрический стул, где Тэрранс и Филлип должны быть убиты, поет хор "Мамы против Канады"(МПК)...)

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
Because the Country's gone awry!
tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
Tomorrow night,
Our lives will change,
Tomorrow night,
We'll be entertained,
An execution!
What a sight!
Tomorrow night!

Scene changes to Hell, with Satan singing... (Сцена меняется на АД, где начинает петь Сатана)

Up there there's so much room,
where babies blub, and flowers bloom.
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed,

Scene changes to Terrance and Phillip in prison, awaiting execution (Cцена меняется на тюрьму, где сидят Тэрранс и Филлип и ждут смерти)

Shut your fucking face, Uncle fucka,
You're a boner-biting bustard Uncle fucka,
Looks like we may be out of luck,
Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked!

Scene changes back to the secret meeting place (Сцена меняется на секретное место)

Why did our Mothers start this war?
What the f**k are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
(Overlapping) I want to be up there!
(Overlapping) When Canada is dead and gone,
There'll be no more Celine Dion!!!
They may cut your dick in half,
and serve it to a pig,
and though it hurts you laugh,
and you dance a dickless jig!
But that's the way it goes,
in War you get shat upon!
Though you die, 'La Resistance' lives on!

Eyes of a Child

This song is not featured in the film,
but is included on the Album. Sung by Michael McDonald.(Этой песни нет в фильме, но она присутствует на альболме.)

The eyes of a child,
so innocent and pure,
a child's heart is full of soul.
Take their tiny hands,
and lead them to the light,
as adults we see pain in the world,
and it sometimes don't seem right.

Through the eyes of a child,
the world seems magical,
there's a sparkle in their eyes,
they've yet to realise the darkness in their soul.

The beauty of their smile,
adventurous and wild,
life is kinda gay,
but it doesn't seem that way,
through the eyes of a child.

So don't give up,
even when the road seems long,
just find that child inside of you,
(yeah you've got to find you)

Spread your wings and fly,
to the brightest star,
if you want I can even get my
friend Steve to detail your car,
for about 20 bucks...

...but through the eyes of a child,
the world seems magical,
there's a sparkle in their eyes,
they've yet to realise the darkness in their soul.

The beauty of their smile,
adventurous and wild,
sure life is kinda gay,
but it doesn't seem that way,
through the eyes of a child.

Got an eye on my hand,
I've got an eye on my hand,
I've got an eye on my hand,
but still I can't find you,
eye on my hand,
where have you gone girl?
eye on my hand,
I pulled it up behind you,
eye on my hand,
don't turn around now,
cos I'm right there,
I'm coming up behind you.

Through the eyes of a child,
the world seems logical,
there's a sparkle in their eyes,
yet to realise the bustards they really are.

The beauty of their smile,
adventurous and wild.
Sure life is kind of gay,
but it doesn't seem that way,
through the eyes of a child.

Sure life is kind of gay,
but it doesn't seem that way,
through the eyes of a child.

I Can Change

Saddam Hussein
Satan The Dark Prince

Satan is trying to dump Saddam, as Saddam is treating Satan like Sh*t. Saddam then tries to make it up to Satan...(Сатана пытается угробит Садама, т.к. Садам обращается с Сатаной как с Дерьмом. Затем Садам пытается сделать тоже самое с Сатанаой...)

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right
They may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up
Try as I might

But I can change
I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I swear it
I'll open up my heart
And I will share it
Any minute now
I will be born again

Yes I can change
I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maime
Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK
Cause I can change

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me

But I can change
I can change
I can learn to keep my promises
I know it
I'll open up my heart
And I will show it
Any minute now
I will be born again
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butt hole?
Hey Satan
Don't be such a twit
Mother Theresa won't have shit on me

Just watch
Just watch me change
Here I go I'm changing

Satan starts doing fast russian-stylee dancing...(Садам начинает танцевать в рууском стиле...)

You can't protect your children
Oh Satan

Mountain Town (Reprise)

Stan Marsh Sharon Marsh
Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman
Sheila Broflovski Mrs Cartman

... and the people of South Park

A big rainbow covers the sky, and people start to come back to life after the war. Chef bursts into song... (Огромная радуга покрывает небо, люди начинаю возрощаться к жизни. Шеф начинает петь песню . . .)

Everything worked out, what a happy end,
Americans and Canadians are friends again!
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down!

All Good Lordy I'm fine!
Don't you know our little lives are now complete!
cos Terrance and Phillip are sweet!
Super sweet!
All Thank God we live in this
quiet little, piss-head, red-neck,
poll-dog, dirt-water, ...
one-horse, slime-hole, blackened-wood,
right-wing, whistle-stop, hard-nail,
drunk-driving, ...
white-trash
kick ass!
MOUN-TAIN TOWN!!